You Can't Tell the Mind of a Squid

This ongoing conversation takes place in the present day. Commodore, or Com, as Leo has come to call him, is from another dimension. He has been tried in the courts of his world for the crime of urinating in a public place, which is one of the highest crimes he could commit, apparently. He vehemently maintains his innocence. (Leo suspects they just wanted to get rid of him.) Com has been sentenced to find someone they call the “only one” from which he is to learn about Earth in this dimension. He can’t surf the web, as he can’t read any of the languages of this earth. And he was warned not to trust the media. Somewhere they (Com’s superiors) found faith that the “only one” would be wise enough to answer Com’s questions. Don’t worry – it makes sense to them, whoever they are. Leo, of course, is the “only one.” He is the only one who can see and hear Com. He has taken to wearing a Bluetooth earpiece in the hopes that not everyone would think he was talking to himself, or, God forbid, an invisible alien from another dimension. And for the record, Leo does not feel qualified in the least to answer any questions Com asks. He is stuck in a surreal situation, and he didn't even urinate in public.